It was another cold and gin-soaked pre-season weekend in the Pines. Parker spent Saturday catching up on back issues of TigerBeat and Honcho and smoking Gauloises by the pool. Alas, it was time to meet his friends at Blow Lounge



Parker made his way down the Boulevard, sporting his sportiest hoodie and stopping to check out boys on carts, when just as he reached the harbor.... THUD!!







Parker caught his foot on that trainwreck of a boardwalk (thanks FIPPOA!) and faceplanted in the wood chip planter.






Parker's Fire Island memories starting rushing back into his head - he was having a Fire Island flashback!



His first love...





His first circuit party on the Island, Cowboys of the Sea. How ferocia does he look, gurl?!



His mother's first visit to the island



hook ups he'd like to remember...



and hook ups he'd rather forget...

when suddenly, he was awakened by his fairy drag-mother, Betzy with a Z...

who handed him a jack n' coke and dragged his ass to blow lounge. Thanks Betzy!!

Looking forward to a warm and salty Memorial Day weekend...

x,
Parker Pines