Mint Juleps + Margaritas

It was Parker's first weekend of what's potentially going to be the BEST SUMMER EVA in the Pines! And what better way to kick things off than celebrating everyone's favorite excuse-to-get-wasted holidays - Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo.

Derby Party at the newly revamped Slip 'n Hurl.


Queen munching on free carbs - it's not bathing suit season yet.



Zach Morris was blocking Parker's view of the race.



The new VIP lounge at Sit n' Spin. A sensible Laura Ashley print would've been better for hiding vomit stains on those sofas.



We broke out our cha-cha heels for a Cinco de Mayo Low Tea . Hey, who's the new bartender?



But the empty deck started to worry us, so we headed inside.


His Royal Fierceness, Corey Craig, manning the decks.


The new urinals are so very WeHo.


This guy wanted to add a little salsa picante to the party and reached for the nearest maracas.


These boys got inspired.


And before we could click our cha-cha heels three times, Low Tea was slamming.



Ron Perkhov (of Ascension Party "Live Love Dance" fame) talking shop with Corey.


And what would Tea be without fan dancers?!


Off to High Tea...

where the gays were shirtless despite arctic temperatures.


See you boys this weekend!!
x,
Parker Pines