Wednesday, June 25, 2008

F*ck tha police!

Hey boys - some good news and some bad news. Let's start with the bad. As I'm sure you've all heard by now, the po-pos shook down some poor souls trying to get a little nookie in the Meat Rack this past weekend. All we have to say is, get off our island! We're just gonna keep on keepin' on!

And in better news, HX magazine named Pines Punch "Site of the Week" in its June 20 issue! Thanks, boys! Nice to know that the gay publishing mafia is smiling down on us. We've now got our sights set on a Pulitzer.

To celebrate our HX nod, we headed out to the isle in a Bachelorette-style stretch limo (complete with lasers and strobe lights), stocked it with Bollinger and Stoli (Bolli-Stoli, darling!) and whooped it up on the LIE.




Low tea on Saturday was, quite simply, fierce.

Our new Poster Boy!



Fellow blogger Z and his boyZ



Don't fall into the harbor!



These boys invited us up to the VIP lounge




where we said hi to some friends.




Hey boys - when is Next mag naming us blog of the week?!



The new gym is coming along, um, swimmingly. Expected opening... July 4th, 2011!!
By all means, move at a glacial pace - you know how that thrills us.



Off to Middle Tea, we ran into Michael Lucas and his gaggle.
Celebs - they're just like us!



And witnessed a fire island bris.



Vito Fun was killin' with the classics!



Like Rihanna's "Umbrella"



And TLC's "Red Light Special"



He's got some loyal fans



Bring it ON!



Who wore it better?



Sing it, girl!





Woof!



We outta here!

See you this weekend!

x,
Parker Pines

1 comments:

flamingcurmudgeon said...

Congratulations! An award so early in your blogging career. We who have been slaving away at our wee blogs for a year or so salute you (bitterly and with daggers in our eyes!). Ah, I'm probably not even worthy enough to be commenting on such a high class blog but I'll try, even though you spat out my comment the last time! All looks lovely, but the limo ride looks a little sedate. And I hear Fire Island Pines has a beach -- perhaps you could snap a few shots of that? You do go outside during the day, don't you, oh grand and exalted Parker Pines!??
Smooches. F.C.