HEAT WAVE

We'll get the shakes if we don't start drinking as the train pulls out of Penn Station, so we snagged a chilled bottle of rose for the train to Babylon. Too bad we forgot the corkscrew. But you think that'd stop a bunch of determined queens? Hell no.... we got all MacGyver and before we hit Jamaica, we had scooped that cork out with a key.

Success! And who says the LIRR isn't a first class experience?

What better way to start off a weekend in the Pines than stripping down and getting drunk?



With Brooklyn's finest, Larry Tee, casting his spell.

And plenty of fierce underwear...




What does it take to get a vodka stinger around here?!



a good hipster never smiles


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Saturday was a lovely beach day ...

and we enjoyed some sashimi on the beach



before heading off to Patrick's party on Midway



Our fabulous host, holding court,


and modeling House of Duffy's latest -- layered sunglasses.






no she di'int!?!



oh yes I did!!



heyyyy!



models - dis is a competition for you, too



did we miss the Jitney to Southampton?



off to low tea, where the Ronkonkoma High School varsity swim team was bartending.


See you this weekend!

x,
Parker Pines