Happy Memorial Day!!!

The season has officially started!!
We had a ball (or two) at Craig's birthday. Check out this wardrobe malfunction...

The Hot Pink party was certainly Hot

pretty in pink

Off to Tea... Smile boys!

parker had enough of tea and was off to the beach...

we can tell who wears the pants in this relationship



looks like it was underwear weekend at the beach



parker went to join the volley-boys


this blowfish outfit was major.


See you this weekend!!

x,
Parker Pines

It was another cold and gin-soaked pre-season weekend in the Pines. Parker spent Saturday catching up on back issues of TigerBeat and Honcho and smoking Gauloises by the pool. Alas, it was time to meet his friends at Blow Lounge



Parker made his way down the Boulevard, sporting his sportiest hoodie and stopping to check out boys on carts, when just as he reached the harbor.... THUD!!







Parker caught his foot on that trainwreck of a boardwalk (thanks FIPPOA!) and faceplanted in the wood chip planter.






Parker's Fire Island memories starting rushing back into his head - he was having a Fire Island flashback!



His first love...





His first circuit party on the Island, Cowboys of the Sea. How ferocia does he look, gurl?!



His mother's first visit to the island



hook ups he'd like to remember...



and hook ups he'd rather forget...

when suddenly, he was awakened by his fairy drag-mother, Betzy with a Z...

who handed him a jack n' coke and dragged his ass to blow lounge. Thanks Betzy!!

Looking forward to a warm and salty Memorial Day weekend...

x,
Parker Pines

Mint Juleps + Margaritas

It was Parker's first weekend of what's potentially going to be the BEST SUMMER EVA in the Pines! And what better way to kick things off than celebrating everyone's favorite excuse-to-get-wasted holidays - Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo.

Derby Party at the newly revamped Slip 'n Hurl.


Queen munching on free carbs - it's not bathing suit season yet.



Zach Morris was blocking Parker's view of the race.



The new VIP lounge at Sit n' Spin. A sensible Laura Ashley print would've been better for hiding vomit stains on those sofas.



We broke out our cha-cha heels for a Cinco de Mayo Low Tea . Hey, who's the new bartender?



But the empty deck started to worry us, so we headed inside.


His Royal Fierceness, Corey Craig, manning the decks.


The new urinals are so very WeHo.


This guy wanted to add a little salsa picante to the party and reached for the nearest maracas.


These boys got inspired.


And before we could click our cha-cha heels three times, Low Tea was slamming.



Ron Perkhov (of Ascension Party "Live Love Dance" fame) talking shop with Corey.


And what would Tea be without fan dancers?!


Off to High Tea...

where the gays were shirtless despite arctic temperatures.


See you boys this weekend!!
x,
Parker Pines