Let the Games Begin...

The IndenDANCE party at Reflections was even hotter than last year. Tracy Young and 700 hot boys packed into the big white house on the bay for an Olympic-themed fete.

Bring it...

gold medal in abs

heavy medal

gold medal in go-go

gold medal in ferocia

full nelson on the rocks

137 beach hill represent!

gold medal in matching separates

the bartenders were boyfriends - at least they told us that for a tip

screw the gold medal, it's all about chain mail

gold medal in rhythmic gymnastics

fire island triathlete - drink, dance, pose

united nations of gay

gold medal in fist waving

oh you just wait for their party...

gold medal in heyyy!

gold medal in breaststroke

gold medal in WORK

gold medal for being the only girl at the party

take that back - this chick won the silver

no this isn't the folsom street fair - it's the chocolate fondue fountain in the VIP lounge

x,
Parker Pines

Invasion!

Hey boys,

This year's invasion was truly a hot tranny mess! Here are some of our favorite looks...

here comes the ferry....

Kathy Hilton?

how trashy

ugly betty finally took a vacation day

la lohan

pines polygamists... LUV the mormon mommies!!!

serena van der woodsen & ferocia jackson on their way to the pantry

the loreal paris makeup room

and the tresemme hair salon

michelle obama with barbara bush/betty ford/cindymccain (?) in the background

the white lil' kim

actually, THIS is barbara bush (with lauren, drinking a corona)

nacha libra

the wino, of course

we think this is a real woman, right?

everything from colombia is white

WORK!

Her name was Lola...

she wore a headress

and a lot of Brazilian attitude! (miss invasion 2008, btw)

michael alig and james st. james

reminds us of our last trip to dubai

golddiggers

debbie (i mean, deborah) gibson?

candice cameron?

oh lord

i hear you take credit cards now

dusty in memphis

annette funicello making a cameo at twilo

danny devito (or rhea perlman?) does drag

remember the misfits from jem and the holograms?

well.... they did poppers

and stripped for free sip n' twirl drink tickets!

qantas flight 150 from lax to syd

12 STEP BY 12 STEP - Whitney, when did you get out of rehab, girl!?!

and on a closing note, miss invasion 2008! in all honesty, she was working it out. look at this pic of her trying to get a free drink...

SCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH!!!

x,

Parker Pines