Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Pre-Season Update

Summer is upon us and we've got some good news. The FIPPOA folks undertook a massive beach replenishment project this winter. Pines Punch correspondent SAVVY took these shots of the process. The pipes suck the silt from the bottom of the ocean about half a mile offshore and pile it up on different parts of the beach. Break out those metal detectors - maybe we'll find that fake Rolex we lost in 1994 or that bathing suit from 2 summers ago.









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To get us all fired up for the summer, the boys of 243 Bay
hosted a pre-season party at Keiko Men in Chelsea.







We downed delicious vodka-strawberry cocktails,

flirted with the bartender,



modeled this season's looks







and got some personal tips from Keiko on how to work the bikini cut.












See you in the Pines this weekend!

xx,
Parker Pines

2 comments:

Z said...

I'm glad, BITCH is back!

flamingcurmudgeon said...

I wish I could see you in the Pines this weekend. Alas, tis not to be.